The Fabricated Players Team

A little about us and who does what.

Chair: Margaret
Vice Chair: The Hamburglar
Secretary: Microsoft Clippy
Treasurer: Harambe
Artistic Director: The Concept of Envy
Membership Secretary: Dracula
Social Secretary: A Greggs Sausage Roll
Publicity Officer: The Colour Beige
Safeguarding Officer: Gandalf
Bar Manager: Lady Macbeth
Health & Safety Officer: Wile E. Coyote
Equality & Diversity Officer: Three Raccoons in a Trench Coat
Buildings Manager: The Fourth Wall
Box Office Manager: A Tamagotchi That Hasn’t Been Fed Since 1998
Complaints Officer: A Shredder
Data Protection Officer: Some Bloke Called Keith Who Knows Your Address
Committee Member Without Portfolio: The Crushing Inevitability of Time