Last updated: 12 August 2026

This Privacy Policy explains how information is handled when you visit this website.

This is an anonymous, independently operated satire and theatre blog. It does not ask visitors to provide their name, email address or other personal information.

1. Information collected by this website

This website does not intentionally collect personal information directly from visitors.

In particular, the website does not currently provide:

• contact forms;

• mailing-list or newsletter sign-ups;

• visitor accounts or memberships;

• online purchases;

• user-submitted comments; or

• other features intended to collect personal information directly from visitors.

However, the website is built and hosted using Wix.com. As part of providing and operating the website, Wix may automatically process technical and usage information associated with visits to the site.

This may include information such as:

• IP address;

• browser and device information;

• operating system;

• date and time of access;

• pages viewed and browsing activity;

• referring or exit pages; and

• technical information used for security, stability and operation of the website.

2. Why information may be processed

Automatically generated technical information may be processed where necessary to:

• display and operate the website;

• maintain its security and stability;

• prevent fraud, abuse or technical problems;

• diagnose errors and maintain site performance; and

• comply with applicable legal requirements.

Where UK data-protection law applies, the operation and security of the website may involve processing based on legitimate interests in providing and maintaining a secure website.

Where consent is legally required for non-essential cookies or similar technologies, those technologies should not be used until the appropriate consent has been given.

3. Wix

This website is hosted using the Wix.com platform.

Wix provides the hosting and technical infrastructure required to operate the website and may process visitor information in connection with those services.

For personal data processed on behalf of this website, Wix describes the website owner as the data controller and Wix as a data processor.

Wix may use service providers and infrastructure in different countries in connection with operating its platform.

More information about Wix's own privacy practices can be found in the Wix Privacy Policy.

4. Cookies and similar technologies

Wix uses cookies and similar technologies as part of operating websites hosted on its platform.

Some cookies are considered essential for functions such as security, fraud prevention, stability and core website operation.

Wix may also provide analytics and other non-essential technologies. Where required, non-essential cookies and scripts are subject to the visitor's cookie choices.

This website does not intentionally add advertising trackers, Meta/Facebook Pixel, Google Analytics or similar third-party marketing technologies unless this policy is updated to say otherwise.

Visitors can manage available cookie choices through the cookie controls provided on the website and may also control cookies through their browser settings.

5. Wix Analytics

Wix may provide the site operator with basic information about visits to the website through Wix Analytics.

Depending on visitors' cookie choices and the configuration of the website, this may include aggregated information such as visitor numbers, sessions, pages viewed, approximate traffic sources, devices and general website usage.

This information is used only to understand the general operation and readership of the website and is not used by the operator to build personal profiles of individual readers.

6. Third-party links

Articles may contain links to external websites, including theatres, publications, performers, organisations, news sources, social-media platforms or other third parties.

Following one of these links takes you away from this website.

External sites have their own privacy practices and this website is not responsible for how those third parties collect or use information.

7. Embedded third-party content

Articles may occasionally contain or link to material hosted by third parties.

If content from services such as YouTube, Instagram, X, TikTok or other platforms is embedded directly into a page, those services may process information about visitors or use their own cookies and technologies.

Where such embedded services are added and require consent, the website's cookie controls should be used to prevent them from loading until the relevant consent has been given.

8. Sharing and selling personal information

The operator of this website does not sell visitors' personal information.

Information may be processed by Wix and its service providers where necessary to host, secure, maintain and operate the website.

Information may also be disclosed where required by law or where reasonably necessary to protect legal rights or the security of the website.

9. Data retention

This website does not maintain its own mailing list, customer database, membership database or separate database of personal information submitted by ordinary readers.

Technical and usage information processed through Wix may be retained in accordance with Wix's systems, settings, contractual arrangements and applicable legal requirements.

10. Your privacy rights

Depending on where you live and the circumstances of the processing, data-protection law may give you rights relating to personal information about you.

These may include rights of access, correction, deletion, restriction or objection, as well as the right to withdraw consent where processing is based on consent.

This website is deliberately operated anonymously and does not publish a direct contact address for its operator.

The absence of a public contact address does not remove any rights that may exist under applicable data-protection law.

Where Wix processes information for its own purposes as a separate organisation, information about Wix's privacy practices and available rights can be found in the Wix Privacy Policy.

Individuals in the United Kingdom also have the right to raise concerns about the handling of their personal information with the Information Commissioner's Office (ICO).

11. Changes to this Privacy Policy

This Privacy Policy may be updated if the website changes, additional features or third-party services are introduced, or applicable privacy requirements change.

The date at the top of this page will be updated when significant changes are made.